There are the one-shot doozies that annihilate us overnight (like a comet), and there are the slow movers, the turtles of the apocalyptic world. The melting of icecaps is one of the latter. Bit by bit, ice melts, sea levels rise, and eventually tangible problems develop, magnify, and cascade into other catastrophes, and we all die. The problem with the apocalyptic turtles is that once the problem is noted in the (relatively) early stages, it’s hard to turn into a fresh headline, however pertinent the call to action may still be.
“In other news, ice caps are, well, still melting.” And? The same news, however bad or important, is no news. That’s why people jump all over occasions when something actually does change.
Recently, some satellite photos were taken across northern Canada, Alaska, and Greenland. Apparently, enough ice has melted that a new waterway has opened up, although it may not be fully operational as a shipping lane for quite some time.
See? There’s a reason for a headline if I ever saw one. What an opportunity! I love global catastrophes with a positive spin. A melting country and rising sea levels… a new waterway! Seafarers rejoice.
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